Beer
Personality:
Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Blender
Drinks
Personality:
Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Mixed
Drinks
Personality:
Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky
taste;
knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your
Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested,
she'll send YOU a drink.
Drink:
Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality:
Conservative and classy; sophisticated, yet giggles.
Your
Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
White
Zinfandel
Personality:
Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually she has NO clue.
Your
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... this should be an
easy target.
Shots
Personality:
Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk...
and naked.
Your
Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing
to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Tequila
No
explanations required
Everyone
just KNOWS what happens there.
(Tequila
is the official drink of CaCaa's with
at least 19 variations to choose from) |
Domestic
Beer:
He's
poor and wants to get laid.
Imported
Beer:
He
likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine:
He's
hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to
help
him get laid.
Whiskey:
He
doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila:
He
is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
(Note:
I never hired toothless waitresses at CaCaas or )
White
Zinfandel:
He's
gay!
(Tequila
is the official drink of CaCaa's) |